MUFnificent

About

The police often question me just because they find me interesting…
My beard alone has experienced more than a lesser mans entire body…..
My blood smells like cologne…
I have been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into the room…
My organ donation card also list my beard…
I once punched a magician that’s right a magician…
My hands feel like rich brown suede…
I once had an awkward moment just to see what it would feel like…
I live vicariously through myself…
My charm is so contagious; vaccines have been created for it…
I am the only man to have ever aced a Rorschach test…
I once build a city out of blocks; now six hundred thousand people live and work there…
Every time I go for a swim dolphins appear…
Alien abductors have asked me to probe them…
If I were to give you directions you would never get lost and you’d arrive at least five mins. early…
My legend precedes me; the way lightening precedes thunder…
My personality is so magnetic I cannot carry credit cards…
Even my enemies list me as their emergency contact…
I never say something taste like chicken not even chicken…
I’m a lover not a fighter but I am also a fighter so don’t get any ideas!!!!